Wenn man mal krank ist...
Carlos calling his boss: "Ey, boss I not come to work today. I really sick. I got headache, stomachache, and my legs hurt. I can not come work."
The boss says: "You know Carlos, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
2 hours later Carlos phones again: "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house, pretty woman and lovely kids."
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